Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 16, 2010
Cobra: You wanted to see me, Rip? Rip: Yes. I'll be blunt. Cobra: Really? How unlike you. Rip: If I ever meant anything to you, you'll leave skull, join G.U.N.S. and help me take my mom and skull down. Cobra: Ha! That is weak, Rip! C'mon, playing the love card so early into my new career? It's not you. Rip: Yeah, well, I wasn't prepared for the new and improved evil ex-girlfriend routine! TNT: This is why dogs have no contact with their families after weaning.