Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for March 29, 2010
Chica and Cobra face off while stranded in the wild west's unforgiving sun! Chica: You're tough. I see why you are with such a muy macho like Rip. Cobra: F.Y.I., you stuffed pepper: Rip and I are not together. Chica: He dumped you? Of course, who wouldn't? Cobra: No, I left him. In fact, before you kidnapped me, I was leaving him. Chica: And before I nabbed you, I was going on a date with Chuck Norris. Cobra: Puh-leeze. Your flabby arms couldn't handle his fiery embrace.