Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for February 12, 2010
Rip: Cobra! Open up! I love you! Bam! Bam! Man: Hey, beat it, Max Payne! Rip: I'm too late! She's already moved on - I'm such a fool to lose her - wow, did I just say that? What's in a Belizean pina colada anyway?!? Devil *sniffle* woman! Cobra: Is somebody yelling my name in the hall?