Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 21, 2010
Rip tangles with his she-devil captor, and unravels the mystery of the midnight phantom! Rip: Spill it, sister. Lady: Chico de gallow! Rip: Owner of the 'chico de gallow's' chain? I didn't know he was real! Lady: He's my brother! He's scared the villagers of los tomates into making their secret pico de gallo for his restaurants! Bang! Chico - murdered me over - ... salsa! Rip: It is a very tasty appetizer.