Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for January 12, 2010
Guard: The handsome man is brave. I will end his attractive life quick! Lady: No! Let him be! He will do battle in the octagon of death, against Python, our sexiest warrior. Guard: Python! Python! Lady: Then we will see how brave you truly are. TNT: Python! Holla! Rip: Zip it, Pluto! TNT: Sorry, I got caught up in the moment!