Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for June 29, 2009
Narrator: Dr. Mcluvyah prepares to detonate his "cupid's arrow o'doom" death ray device. Doc: Reba my love, your death will finally be avenged. Soon, sweetie, we will be together again. But first, society will pay for taking you away from me! Villain 1: Exactly how did your wife die? Doc: I liquidated her, but society sold me the flame thrower.