Rip Haywire by Dan Thompson for April 01, 2009
Rip Haywire: Cobra is pretending to be some cheesy, ancient goddess of these benighted folk. TNT: But why, Rip? Cobra Carson: Gold! Sweet 99.9% pure gold! You're as enchanting as a howler monkey's fanciful song!! Rip Haywire: Ego takes a back seat to greed. TNT: We all have our priorities.