Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for March 11, 2024

Transcript:

sweeps week spectacular this week - right here in this almanac - someone is going to win one million dollars! then, right before your eyes, one of these people will marry a perfect stranger in this very almanac! finally, not all of these characters will survive to the end of this cartoon! who won't make it? oop: congratulations $1,000,000 wife: dearest! oop: you may now kiss the bride. smootch snap smash man: this is great! what happens next week? just stand... right... there...