Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for February 12, 2019
richard's poor almanac undecided voter? by richard thompson lazy? clueless? ill-informed? we'll try to help you! try discussing your choices with someone you trust. man: how can you even think of voting for that lousy? what are you, a? why don't you just stay home? dumb children are our hope for the future! what are they saying? kid 1: vote for the monkey-looking guy, because who wants frankenstein for president? kid 2: no! these are scary times. we need a scary-looking president. plus at least he's made out of human parts. you could scrutinize the candidates carefully, comparing their policies & measuring their rhetor-ic against reality. instantly you'll slide into a depressed funk, zone out, and miss the whole election. this is the coward's way out. here's an easy way - all comic strips carry hidden messages. find one you like & vote accordingly. squirrel: if you make a wrong choice you'll get hit again bonk cat: the shky is falling dick cheney was right! next week - more help!