Richard's Poor Almanac by Richard Thompson for August 06, 2018
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restaurant closings the following establishments were closed for health code violations. p.j.piehole's - ketchup accidental-ly married to the mayonnaise. gas 'n' - smash 'n' grab foodmart gas 'n' - smash 'n' grab foodmart - super unleaded from pump #3 contaminated by hot dog water. reflux reflux - closed for acid backup. steak's sc burgers spongebrain cowpat's house o;beef - closed for aesthetic reasons.
The Health Code Inspectors were always proactive when Richard was around to keep an eye on their work….