! I don’t thing Lettuce could possibly be legally Drunk—for another 10, 11; 12 years in some States.
Lettuce downed a pitcher of limoncello-aid
sounds like a George Carlin routine
“That’s sounds”? Looks like you had two different ideas about Weenus’ reply, Jonathan, and used half of each.
A mid thought correction just like in real life!
September 18, 2015