Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for December 12, 2010
Boomer: Are you a bowl-is-half-full guy or a bowl-is-half-empty guy? Poncho: I'm not sure I understand. Boomer: Well, if you see a half bowl of kibble.... Poncho: I eat it, Boomer: No, before you eat it... Poncho: There is no "before I eat it". Boomer: If your master puts it down but then tells you to "stay". What's going through your head? Poncho: "I hate you with every molecule of my being for putting me through this. One day when I am master of the world, I will make you pay". Boomer: I'm just gonna draw flames over the question.