Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for December 11, 2010
Poncho: Hey, I didn't get to bark at that cat! Boomer: Don't worry, you'll get your chance. The world is filled with 'em! There's gotta be, like, hundreds! Poncho: Whoa! How do they reproduce? Boomer: I guess you're old enough to handle it. They start making this gooey, kacking sound and then BLEAGTH! They hork up a baby hair-cat right there on the carpet. Poncho: Nature's gross.