that’s what I was going to say….
but worse yet, static cling is from the dryer.
They make mesh bags to put your hose in,
that supposedly keep them safe through a gentle cycle in the washer.
Even in a mesh bag, though, they’d shrivel in the dryer.
But, you know….
I’m sure Brian Crane doesn’t often wash panty hose,
so he probably hasn’t learned how to do it.