That’s because the lipstick has rubbed off of her lips from the toilet paper before she kisses you.
Nelson is a born psychoanalyst. I say he’s onto something!
I’ve heard of squeezing the Charmin, but never kissing it.
My ex did this also. I bought her a box of facial tissues.
It’s just blotting the lipstick so it isn’t too thick on the lips.
I’ll skip this one…
She kisses the toilet paper before kissing you, Earl. I think there is some kind of message there – not sure.
ok, i’m leaving till this toilet humor gets flushed away
Not ANYMORE, more like.
Makes the toilet paper decorative though.
I’d much rather have the kiss without the lipstick. Tastes a lot better!
I would think it would be worse if she used the toilet paper after kissing Earl!