That’s because the lipstick has rubbed off of her lips from the toilet paper before she kisses you.
Nelson is a born psychoanalyst. I say he’s onto something!
I’ve heard of squeezing the Charmin, but never kissing it.
My ex did this also. I bought her a box of facial tissues.
It’s just blotting the lipstick so it isn’t too thick on the lips.
I’ll skip this one…
She kisses the toilet paper before kissing you, Earl. I think there is some kind of message there – not sure.
ok, i’m leaving till this toilet humor gets flushed away
Not ANYMORE, more like.
Makes the toilet paper decorative though.
xxx
I’d much rather have the kiss without the lipstick. Tastes a lot better!
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I would think it would be worse if she used the toilet paper after kissing Earl!
lilmnm over 8 years ago
That’s because the lipstick has rubbed off of her lips from the toilet paper before she kisses you.
LuvThemPluggers over 8 years ago
Nelson is a born psychoanalyst. I say he’s onto something!
hariseldon59 over 8 years ago
I’ve heard of squeezing the Charmin, but never kissing it.
Frog-on-a-Log Premium Member over 8 years ago
My ex did this also. I bought her a box of facial tissues.
morningglory73 Premium Member over 8 years ago
It’s just blotting the lipstick so it isn’t too thick on the lips.
jtviper7 over 8 years ago
I’ll skip this one…
Perkycat over 8 years ago
She kisses the toilet paper before kissing you, Earl. I think there is some kind of message there – not sure.
abbybookcase over 8 years ago
ok, i’m leaving till this toilet humor gets flushed away
erin.adamic Premium Member over 8 years ago
Not ANYMORE, more like.
Number Three over 8 years ago
Makes the toilet paper decorative though.
xxx
OldestandWisest over 8 years ago
I’d much rather have the kiss without the lipstick. Tastes a lot better!
kc7vpj over 8 years ago
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JP Steve Premium Member over 8 years ago
I would think it would be worse if she used the toilet paper after kissing Earl!