Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for January 07, 2022

I must have overlooked that one. It really blends into the sea of Vampire Romance novels that section is full of.

A new fears resolution Marigold couldn’t conquer to save a life.

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Ooh, fascinating.

That really is scary!

I guess that would be frightening to you marigold!

It’s always good to learn some about the plight of the despondent.

What a nightmare!

It must be tough for Marigold…all self-improvement books would be a waste – how to improve on perfection?! :D

Naturally.

It was next to “Why Unicorns Might Not Be Better Than Humans”.

Ok, now I want Dana to introduce a unicorn that is purposely NOT sparkling or magnificent to be a contrarian. Maybe one that covers themselves in mud all the time, talks in contractions, and uses lots of slang.

A title starting with “Being” should fall under philosophy and religion.

That’s where I would have first looked too……

Do the glasses mean she has age-related presbyopia, or just far-sightedness in general, either of which would mean she’s not perfect? :^)