Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for June 18, 2021

Marigold: Good at eating, bad at business.

You get what you paid for.

well, there goes the business proposition

Personally, bread taste better to me. And it doesn’t leave twigs between my teeth.

one must never fill up on bread. I know hard to resist but I always eat one before the staff takes the basket away and the rest after my meal if the staff hasn’t by then taken the basket that Im still using off the table.

Today Phoebe learned something new.

Ka-BREAD! Oh, wait, that’s next strip.

“Don’t fill up on bread! That’s how they get you!” – every parent at an all-you-can-eat restaurant.

But do unicorns always get free butter too? That part is crucial to whether or not this “free bread” thing is a ripoff.

I was worried about the “Unlimited Breadsticks” clause in this contract! CURSES!

Beats loafing around, I suppose.

To be honest, this was probably the better outcome to have happen, seeing they were basically trimming that hedge without permission.

Soooo … Guess the lesson HERE is …

You CAN’T eat the shrubs at THE OLIVE GARDEN !!!

(The Unicorns just can’t resist!)

Phoebe probably should’ve checked on the hedge first before fetching Mr. Sasaki.

Let it roll, baby, roll…

Unicorns get free bread? That’s like saying one can convert dollars into francs just because of their lifestyle choices.

yeah right, MG has been hanging out in the food not bombs parking lot too much, obvy.