Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for July 26, 2015
Phoebe: I'll bet you I can throw this rock all the way across the river. Marigold: I believe you can, so I will also bet that! Phoebe: You can't do that. Marigold: Why? Phoebe: Because that RUINS it. We can't bet each other if we both bet the same thing. Marigold: I believe in you too much to bet against you. Phoebe: It's not helpful in this situation, but thanks. Marigold: For the record, I was prepared to wager SEVERAL bags of oats.