Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for June 27, 2013
Dad: I remember when I was a kid and went to computer camp! Most of the computers we had back then didn't even have pictures. We spent most of our time playing text adventure games! As I recall, those always ended with me being eaten by a grok. Phoebe: Do you think I'm going to accumulate a bunch of stories this pointless in the next week? Marigold: I have prepared a spell that will prevent it!