Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for June 18, 2013
Marigold: What makes you suspect your parents of being up to something? Phoebe: I asked them separately if they were, and they gave me identical answers. They both said "no." Clearly they had coordinated. Marigold: Does "clearly" have a different meaning for humans? Phoebe: If you're not gonna play along with stuff, it could be a long summer.