Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 17, 2013
Marigold: Playing "Pastel Unicorns?" Phoebe: Yeah... Marigold: Then why so glum? Phoebe: My "Boysenberry Swirl" is out of date now. On the show she got wings! So now I have to decide if I wanna get a new toy of her, or what. Also there's a rumor online that next season, Pink Tafetta might grow a second head, so I might nead another one of her too. Capitalism is weird. Marigold: Indeed. Those things seldom happen to real unicorns.