Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for July 18, 2012
Phoebe: I'm alsmost sorry you got your hair back. You could have been my LEX LUTHOR! You'd be all bald and evil, and I'd devote my life to foiling your villainous schemes. In fact, is it too late? Dakota: I have about 50 pounds of hair or I'd walk to rest of the way home now.