Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for July 19, 2012
Dakota: Well, this is my house. Hey, unicorn, can we talk privately? How about you ditch the weird kid, and be MY friend instead. Marigold: Phobe is my best friend, and I am bound not to "ditch" her. Dakota: Guh, why? Marigold: She hit me with a rock. Dakota: I'm sure there's more to that and I don't wanna know it.