Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 06, 2017
"Rat the President" Man: Good morning, Mr. President...what's on our agenda for today? Rat: Attacking France. By land. By sea. And by air. Man: My God. They've been one of our allies for almost 250 years. What happened? Rat: Some kid there tweeted that I had a big nose. Man: Could we maybe just ignore him? Rat: Can't. He has 400 followers.