Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for December 28, 2016
Crocodile: What are you doing, Larry? Larry: Comparing da Google to God. Dis whuh me have so far. " God Da Google Look down on you from above. Geev yoo direkshun. See all dirty tings yoo search for." Crocodile: So it's a tie? Larry: No. " God Da Google Can make driverless cars programmed keel Larry." Crocodile: Google is not all-powerful Larry. Larry: No blasfeem da Google woomun!