Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 17, 2016
Stephan: I'm often asked to explain the pre-history of 'Pearls Before Swine'. Well, it starts like this... "Once upon a time, the president of Russia had his planes buzz an american naval ship." Sailor: That plane sure is close. Sailor 2: Let's shoot it down. "They did. And as a result, nuclear war ended the world." Rat: It's like a Disney story, but not. Pig: Does Bambi die?