Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 18, 2016
"The pre-history of 'Pearls'. After the nuclear war, all was nothingness. But from under the rubble, a stirring...a rat. Who, suddenly infused with powerful radiation, stodd upright for the first time. And uttered the first words ever said by a rodent." Rat: This sucks. So I was profound from the start. Pig: When do I get to be profound?