Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for October 16, 2016
Rat! Rat! Rat! Mr. Rat...What are you campaign promises? Rat: I promise that most all of the real change in your life will not come from any politician. But only from your own discipline. Hard work and determination. Rat: And I promise to give you a whole bunch of free stuff. YAAAAAAAAY!!! Pig:You're getting good at this. Debt Shmedt... Have some money.