Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 15, 2016
Goat: This guy in Decatur, Georgia, has built a potato empire. And with all his wealth, he now has total power over the town. Rat: Oh, yeah. That Richard guy. The one who named the potato company after himself. Pig: What are you guys talking about? Stephan: The Dick's Tator Decatur dictator. Rat: Let's go punch him in the face repeatedly.