Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 14, 2016
Goat: Every time I get depressed about people's intelligence I see a story that gives me real hope. Rat: Like what? Goat: Like this story. It says book sales are up for the first time in nine years. Rat: What's driving the sales? History books? Science books? Goat: Adult coloring books. We're @*#@*#@ doomed. Pig: Look. Reading learns me.