Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 12, 2015
Pig: There's a big debate going on at my church about a dress code people don't like how casually some folks now dress for Sunday services. Zebra: So they want people to dress better? Pig: Yeah... And they're taking suggestions right now at a big church meeting. Jef the Cyclist: Spandex! Spandex! Spandex! Man: Sit down, Jef the Cyclist.