Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 29, 2015
Pig: Want to go to the game with me? It's gonna be terrific. Rat: How much are the tickets? Pig: Ninety bucks plus twenty for parking. Rat: So I can pay $110 plus another $50 for food to sit amongst strangers and have a distant view, or sit right here for free and have high def and cheap tasty food in my living room. Pig: You may be a true genius.