Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 28, 2015
August 27, 2015
August 29, 2015
Rat at the Passport Office.
Man: Okay, sir, we'll need to take your photo. So just stand over there and look straight ahead and-
Man: It helps if we can see your face.
Rat: Oh, please. You'll make drugs smuggling impossible.