Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 30, 2015
Pigs: Hi, Neighbor Bill... How goes it? Neighbor Bill: Good. Been running like crazy. All part of my plan to control the risk factors for heart disease. I don't drink. I don't smoke. I'm not overweight. I eat a diet low in cholesterol. Plus, I do things to keep my blood pressure low. And of course I exercise religiously. About the only factor I can't control is genetics. Which hopefully won't be much of a factor, given how hard I work on these other- Rat: Life is tricky that way.