Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 24, 2015
Pastis: Hey, guys, I got invited to speak as an author at the national book festival in Washington, D.C. Pig: Great! Guard Duck: Super! Goat: Terrific! Rat: Did their first fifty choices for speaker die? Pastis: Maybe they did die. Pig: It's okay. They're only authors. Rat: I bet they're still more interesting than you.