Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 27, 2015
Larry The Kids' Party Clown Kid 1: Hey, clown, do something. Kid 2: Yeah. You're boring. Kid 3: Yeah, clown, something funny. Larry the Croc: You is all unloveable turds. Dad: Could I have a minute with you, Mr. Clown? Larry the Croc: Hang on, me gonna punch little turd.