Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 28, 2015
July 27, 2015
July 29, 2015
Kid 1: Hey, clown, make me an animal balloon... My parents didn't hire you to just stand around. What's that?
Larry the Croc: You fat little head.
Dad: Okay, kids, time for cake.
Kid 1: I'll kick you in the @*$# clown.