Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for August 20, 2014
Rat, the Medical Doctor Rat: Well, Fred, looks like you have high cholesterol. Fortunately, my pharmaceutical rep just stopped by with some great new drugs. Fred: I'm a little leery of that, Doc. I hear those guys can sometimes push their product a little hard. Rat: Oh, not my guy. He's very professional. Man: Pills! Pills! Pills! Rat: sometimes he gets excited.