Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 29, 2014
Salesman: Spare a minute? Rat: You're the encyclopedia salesman. Gonna try to sell me something else that the internet now gives me for free? Salesman: Nope. This time I"m just coming to your door for a handout. Rat: Why should I give you a handout? Salesman: Because the internet's destroyed everything- recorded music, cable T.V., newspapers, magazines, encyclopedias... All because you and you're whole generation expect all content for free. Rat: So? Salesman: So it's not free. It's produced by fiction writers, news reporters, rock musicians... And if things don't change, we're all gonna be knocking on your door. Rat: Whatever, old man. Kiss Member: Spare a minute?