Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 04, 2014
Stephan Pastis: What are you doing, Rat? Rat: I started a tour company. I give tours of famous people's homes. Stephan Pastis: Oh, wow. That's very flattering. Well, this is my drawing desk. And there's my pen, and-- Rat: Dude, they're just here to use your john. Man 1: So, who's the middle-aged guy who still wears a baseball cap? Woman: I don't know, but he should shave. Stephan Pastis: Please leave. Man 2: Nice magazines in the john, perv.