Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 08, 2014
Pig: Hey, I hear you went to Paris. How was it? Goat: Oh, lovely! I went to a boulangerie, which is a place that makes bread. And a patisserie, which is a place that makes pastries. Rat: How wonderful... and did you go to a whogivesa@#*@#erie? Pig: And what is that? Goat: Never mind. Rat: Now show me 800 vacation photos. Because friends love that.