Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 01, 2014
Pig: Stephan's wife Staci has been having a hard time since their separation. She actually had to go out and get a job. Rat: Doing what? Pig: She's one of those walk-around characters at an amusement park. And it's made for some awkward situations. Rat: Awkward how? Pastis: I really miss being intimate with you.