Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for February 18, 2013
Goat: Where's Pig today? Rat: Going door-to-door selling his homemade newspaper. He was tired of always hearing bad news, so he thought he'd publish one filled with the opposite. Goat: How's it going? Rat: Not good. I think there's a marketing problem. Pig: Have you heard the good news?