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Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 29, 2012
Goat: Where are you, Rat? You promised to help Pig and me clean out my garage. Rat: I'm lying on my @#@ with a beer on my belly. Goat (on the phone): Why?? Rat (on the phone): NASA. Goat: NASA? Rat: NASA issued a report saying there are currently 47,000 asteroids that are big enough and close enough to pose a threat to Earth. Goat (on the phone): So?! So everything's pointless. Goodbye. Goat (on the phone): So you're gonna leave the entire job to me and - Pig: He's clearly lost all perspective.
Scattering all of that dust in the air may help offset man made global warming.