Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 30, 2012
Pig: Hey, Jeff the Cyclist... Do you pray? Some people think it helps to keep a guy humble. Jeff: I do, as a matter of fact. Pig: That's great. Who do you pray to? Jeff: Myself, for I am a god on this earth. Pig: Cyclists are a unique bunch. Jeff: Lemme guess... Fatty Mcfatfat wants to pray to me.