Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 28, 2012
Goat: Do you realize that half of this country pronounces the word 'aunt' ant. While the other half pronounces it awnt? Pig: Can't we all just get along??! Rat: He's very sensitive to division. Goat: Pig they're not shooting each other. Pig: Join my candlelight vigil for peace, won't you?
Pig needs to exchange that candle for a spliff and chill.