Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for July 27, 2012
July 26, 2012
July 28, 2012
Waiter: Hey, Goat. What do you want to drink? Goat: Break down some grain in hot water and let a bunch of fungi eat it and then give me their waste products. Rat: It's called beer, @*#@ it!! Goat: I like to be precise.