Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for June 02, 2012
Rat: Behold! I, Rat, have invented the "Box O' Superior Wisdom"... Reach in and grab brilliance! Goat: it's beer. Rat: Yes. Drink eight and you'll think you know everything. Goat: That is not wisdom. Pig: Ohhhhhh? Well, listen me to you, wister mise guy.... Rat: Another satisfied customer.