Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for January 22, 2012
"Story Update: Stephan Pastis is on the run from Rat, who is upset at Stephan for shipping him to Siberia. Today, Stephan's travels bring him to Kansas City, Missouri. John: Stephan Pastis! What brings you to K.C.? Stephan: Hi, John Glynn, V.P. of my new comic strip syndicate. I've just come for a little visit. I was wondering if I could stay with you. John: Sure thing, Stephster...welcome to the syndicate! Stephan: Gee, thanks, John. And to show my appreciation, I've brought you a 'Stephan Pastis' mask. I thought it'd be funny. Here, try it on... John: Hahaha...I'm Stephan Pastis...I'm Stephan Pastis...how do I look? *kathunk* John: I don't think I want to be Stephan anymore. Rat: Sorry, sir. You looked like another rotund idiot I know.
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