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Jan 21, 2012
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"Story Update: Stephan Pastis is on the run from Rat, who is upset at Stephan for shipping him to Siberia. Today, Stephan's travels bring him to Kansas City, Missouri.
John:  Stephan Pastis! What brings you to K.C.?
Stephan:  Hi, John Glynn, V.P. of my new comic strip syndicate. I've just come for a little visit. I was wondering if I could stay with you.
John:  Sure thing, Stephster...welcome to the syndicate!
Stephan:  Gee, thanks, John. And to show my appreciation, I've brought you a 'Stephan Pastis' mask. I thought it'd be funny. Here, try it on...
John:  Hahaha...I'm Stephan Pastis...I'm Stephan Pastis...how do I look?
*kathunk*
John:  I don't think I want to be Stephan anymore.
Rat:  Sorry, sir. You looked like another rotund idiot I know.
Jan 23, 2012
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