Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for September 04, 2011
"Story Update: Melvin the crocodile has been selected by the other crocs to have a bomb strapped to his chest, in order that he might blow up a large wall built by Zebra to protect his property. With the bomb set to explode, Melvin walks back inside the crocs' house to take a potty break, and will not come out until he has finished the New York Times Sunday crossword." Melvin: Okay...uh...let's see...three letter word beginning wid 'E'...clue is 'Garden of Eden woomun.' Crocodile: Bomb about start final countdown Melvin! Melvin: Hmmmm...'Garden of Eden woomun'...'Garden of Eden woomun'... Crocodile: Myrtle! Gladys! Talula! Melvin: You right! Crocodile: Me right about woomun?! Melvin: About bomb start final countdown. Crocodile: Somehow dat not very satisfying.